I asked for her hand in marriage, but instead got the whole body. Love is full of surprises!

“I hired a chauffeur and I became a motivational speaker, because I don’t drive—…”

“A blanket could be used to deliver the darkness on a platter of light. But I’d …”

“Of course, if I had misbehaved that day, my dinner was a salad made entirely ou…”

“There’s a new wine I want to try. I heard about it through the grapevine.”