I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equal parts. I asked her out to coffee, but she hinted there wasn’t a watch big enough to fit time with me in.

“If our limbic system betrays our true intentions, and it’s beyond our conscious…”

“People say the early bird catches the worm. And it’s true! That’s why I work on…”

“A brick could be laid on a blanket, so the blanket doesn’t blow away. But why w…”

“I’ll flick a penny to the dirt, and if I see one on the ground I won’t pick it …”