I ate a half a cookie, but not because I wanted to. I ate it out of necessity.

“I want to cut your lips, and cut your lisp.”

“My skin hasn’t been sleeping. It stays awake just itching for a fight.”

“I could fuck on my back like 4:44. But I don’t. I do it like 3:33.”

“The word "the" is 2/3rds he. I'm not being sexist, merely statistical.”