I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”

“A brick could be used to wade into dangerous territory with a man named Wade wh…”

“I added three letters to my resume. No, not MBA or PhD. I added ZXQ, because th…”

“I’ll buy you a dress at half price, and hopefully half as much cloth was used a…”