I ate the evidence he’d been murdered. What Carl called “Kevin,” I called dinner.

“When faced with two equally tough choices, most people choose the third choice:…”

“If my name were Theodore Tiffany, my goal in life would be to meet and marry a …”

“Love will find you eventually, I guarantee it. That’s why you need to buy an in…”

“I saw you see me like a seesaw, and I knew you were the one to be number two.”