I believe I believe I can succeed, and this belief is the foundation for my belief.

“Music enters through the ear, not the penis hole. This is probably a common mis…”

“A brick and a blanket walk into a bar. And I don’t drink, so I wasn’t around to…”

“When I'm in yoga class, and I'm in the Tree Pose, I always pretend I'm the Tree…”

“Empty packets of hot sauce remind me of the love I used to have for her. Now al…”