I believe that guns offer the most bang for the buck.

“The best date I’ve ever been on was March 5th, 1982, the year I was born. For a…”

“If a man is powerful, then his rival must therefore also be powerful. The other…”

“A brick could be given as a graduation gift to a C student. It’s like here, wel…”

“I won’t allow anyone to buy you a clock. Not on my watch.”