I boasted that I bested the best, and I did. I beat my clone. In my dream, of course, but who cares? It’s still a victory.

“A brick and a blanket need a logo, and I’m just the designer to hire to sit aro…”

“The elephant in the room is my limp penis.”

“I want my last 50 years on this earth to be amazing. Of course, I still want to…”

“A blanket could be used in surgery. But personally, I’d rather use a surgeon.
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