I bought a big brown stuffed animal. You know, for dinner.

“An octopus has eight legs. You know what else has eight legs? My bed last night…”

“Dipping my sticky glove into the bowl, I grabbed a handful of fingers. That’s f…”

“I can be a better friend, lover, and humanitarian, but I can’t be a better eggr…”

“Music has the power to shake society, especially if the bass is turned way up.”