I bought a house in a depressed neighborhood. The prices weren’t low, but the people were all bummed out.

“I don’t care if you live by the motto: let the chips fall where they may, but d…”

“I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I l…”

“I’ll wishy-wash your car. Maybe.
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“A clone would make a great birthday gift, because it’s the only gift that keeps…”