I brought a fruit basket. Instead of wicker, it’s made of fruit. Specifically, banana peels. I made it myself.

“My rules are as follows: don’t follow, unless there’s a fire. And in that case,…”

“When you carry a gun, everything starts looking like a sword. If you pass the b…”

“I need to go to the store and pick up some condoms. But first I need to pick up…”

“If you drive the same car as me, and have been in a fender bender, I’ll think, …”