I call my thumb Napoleon, because I rarely ever lose a thumb war. Also because my thumb's so small, and I wear a tiny funny hat and cape on it.

“My mouth is often wounded by my sharp words, so sometimes when I’m out in publi…”

“A blanket could be used to offset things likely to set you off. When you start …”

“I am a jealous husband wife, and I feel your pain. All of it, for all of you.”

“It doesn’t matter how I arrive at my conclusions, so long as I reach my destina…”