I called an insurance company to get a quote. They gave me one of Oscar Wilde’s best.

“I painted my walls yellow, with melted butter, because I recently discovered th…”

“I’ll never be as old as someone older than me, but I can be older than them if …”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”

“Tennis is a racket that I’d like to get into. It’s so bouncy and noisy it must …”