I called for backup, but they didn’t put the car in reverse.

“Art books are filled with interesting images. And that’s cool and all, but I lo…”

“In the off chance I’ll be turned on, I keep a light switch in my pocket. (Who t…”

“My eyes change color depending on my mood and what I’m wearing. If I’m wearing …”

“I was hoping you’d leave the back door open for me, I said as he turned around …”