I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.

“It’s very hard to whisper in your own ear. Love is an art, but as an artist, I …”

“You should plan ahead, so people know roughly where to start digging to look fo…”

“I’ll write the time on my wrist, and I’ll cover it up by wearing a watch.”

“I’ve got hair in my mouth, because I replaced my teeth with my cat. This makes …”