I can bench press steam, but not fog. I just have to wait until the fog lifts itself.


“I like to schedule dentist appointments for March 32, otherwise known as April …”

“The devil appears in many forms, but the most nefarious of all are tax forms.”

“It may seem like good is always reacting in response to evil, and evil always m…”

“My friend Angela, she’s no angel. But my friend Demonica, she’s aptly named.”