I can do a week in a weekend. That’s not how efficient I am, that’s how little I work.

“Sometimes I still get the urge to stuff asparagus up my nostrils, even though I…”

“I close my eyes and feel the texture of brick on my fingers in my mind. I try t…”

“I enjoy the small things in life. Like my penis.”

“A brick could be used to cut things. The duller the object, the sharper the use…”