I can do what Olympians couldn’t do. Of course they couldn’t do it because they were infants when I picked a moment in time to compare myself to them.

“I worked with a sketch artist, but I was driving fast when I saw the suspect, s…”

“If a billowy white cloud exploded, that’d be close to what my love looks like. …”

“There is nothing right about the triangle known as Bermuda. The only thing righ…”

“If my nipples were restart buttons, I’d let you play with my buttocks.”