I can feel my cheeks through your cheesecake buttocks.

“Of all the things I own, I’m most sentimental about my shoes, because they’ve t…”

“My sheep pants don’t make me one of them. However, 37 Brantleys made an appeal …”

“She was dressed as a nearly invisible shower, wearing only a raincoat, and I so…”

“Love is the color of red inverted. At least that’s what Gunnar Greenlove told m…”