I can go from zero to sixty in 59 M.P.H.

“She tried to insult me in front of the whole party. So what could I do but yawn…”

“I am one pair of roses away from the grave,” I told the midget with the twelve-…”

“We can be anything we want to be in this life. And I’d like to be you. But ther…”

“I am not into nudity on camera, but I would love to wear a banana peel over my …”