I can scratch “scratch myself” off my list of things to do.

“The Italians say “Chow.” To them it means “Bye,” but to me it means food. Of th…”

“I was sick, so I went to see a ducktor. He was a quack.”

“A brick could be used to silence your critics. Well, unless all your critics ar…”

“The Nile is famous for overflowing like my love. How fertile is your valley?”