I can smell a trap. It smells like my ass.

“Deep down, I’m an introvert. However, high up, I’m an extrovert.”

“Feathers blowing in the wind is no more a bird than a pile of crumpled up recei…”

“Some people work to live, and other people live to work. Then some people, like…”

“If green is envy and blue is depression, then I’m feeling quite turquoise right…”