I can taste one sugar crystal, just like I can feel one Cupid (the metric unit of measurement for love).

“I fish better than any fish alive.”

“The quickest way to become an interesting person is to show interest in others.”

“My facial expression must have looked like a swarm of bees as I drank the hot b…”

“I didn’t form my lips into the shape of a kiss. I was merely about to whistle.”