I can tell time, but I can’t tell time to stop or fuck off. Author: Jarod Kintz Copy Quote More from Jarod Kintz “I had a hot date last night. Things were going well so I took her back to her h…” “I have bumper stickers for my website all over this city. Some are even on bump…” “Love is a circular emotion that surrounds you, like a hug. Or a noose.” “I want my writing to be as smooth as drinking a glass of water—pool water, with…”