I cannot see how a man of any large degree of humorous perception can ever be religious -- unless he purposely shut the eyes of his mind

“There is something fascinating about science. One gets such wholesale returns o…”

“The less a man knows the bigger the noise he makes and the higher the salary he…”

“When the Lord finished the world, he pronounced it good. That is what I said ab…”

“Wherefore, I beseech you let the dog and the onions and these people of the str…”