I can't answer the door with Sharpie on my face! Author: John Green Copy Quote More from John Green “He loves weed like Alaska loves sex," the Colonel said. "This is a man who once…” “En los días más oscuros, el Señor pone a las mejores personas en tu vida.” “Everything's uglier close up -Margo Roth Spiegelman” “Dude," said Hassan softly. "Khanzeer." (Arabic:Pig) "Matha, al-khanazeer la yat…”