I can’t believe this night. I was supposed to be applauded and instead, I’m ruined. I swear to God in heaven if I ever see that man again, I will commit murder. (Tory)
Well, if you need help moving the body, you know where Kim and I live. (Pam)

“You better hope that I never see you walking down the street while I’m driving …”

“Hi, Commander. On the anniversary of what you did, I just wanted to say thank y…”

“Bring mine unopened, with a napkin and an opener. (Blaine)What? Afraid I’m goin…”

“That’s exactly what I’m talking about. That’s the evil that’s seducing you. The…”