I can’t get car parts at Lowes, the home improvement store? If I lived in my car, my car would be my home.

“Every morning I cheer on my Cheerios, but I don’t really want them to win. Secr…”

“As an atheist hates Christmas, I hate the fourth of July.”

“I left my youth behind me. It peddled the bicycle while I rode on the handlebar…”

“Good things come to those who ate. I’m going to wait to eat. I just got done sw…”