I can’t remember the last time I had fun. Wait, yes I can. It was 1989, and I was wearing a t-shirt that said, “Communism, like the mullet, will never go out of style.

“To wipe her off my mind, I wiped my ass. I felt so free after that I took a shi…”

“A car’s gas tank should be see-through, so I don’t have to rely on a possibly f…”

“A brick could be used as a puzzle. See if you can correctly add up the number o…”

“Arlington National cemetery is huge! But that’s not surprising, because DC is t…”