I can’t sell sex for money, but what if I change sex’s name to food? Then can I sell it freely in the street?

“Charity can be a good thing. But the only cause I’ll support is because. Don’t …”

“When someone tells me they don’t read, I like to walk up to them and stroke the…”

“I feel with a mullet and a mustache my job prospects would improve.”

“Time is such a waste of time to think about, because the longer you ponder it, …”