I care for her about my mom like a Maggie (three Donalds per serving).

“I have two problems with hard labor: hard and labor. I prefer soft, and I’d pre…”

“I am submitting two pieces to be excluded in your show. Thank you for your inco…”

“Would you rather have sight, or insight? I’d rather have a double cheeseburger.”

“I am the Sisters of Mercy. All three of them. Triplets.”