I carry a concealed weapon—high cholesterol. It’s deadly.


“It’s not that the risk isn’t worth the reward, it’s that the reward isn’t worth…”

“Ask my mustache anything you want, and my mouth will answer for it. And after t…”

“A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism.
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“I’m strapped for cash, and I’m also strapped to a chair in someone’s basement.”