I carry a little plastic tub with me, and I put my most valuable possessions in them—my means of travel, which are my feet. I soak them, sometimes for hours, while I watch a movie in the theater.

“He was a cheeky bastard, especially when he talked with a thong in his mouth.”

“I’m a poor worker. The quality of work I do is excellent, but I make no money.”

“I made plans out of hope, expectation, desire, and duct tape, and I broke those…”

“An exercise in unknowing is not the same as not knowing or forgetting.”