I carry a shower curtain folded up neatly in my wallet, because you never know when you’ll never know.

“LIberty is slavery. Or, well, you already know. P.S. Can you find my logo in th…”

“A tickle, an itch, and a scratch walk into a bar while I was in the corner drin…”

“I sleep in a hyperbolic chamber as spacious as the chamber of commerce. That wa…”

“Today I am doing better than yesterday, and tomorrow I hope to be doing better …”