I carry your love like a backpack. I only wish your love had a larger cargo capacity, and had zippers instead of Velcro.

“2001 was a great year. It was the first year I declared myself the “Man of the …”

“One evening we made love all morning.”

“I’ve lived in Jacksonville for—not sure, I get Jacksonville and Paris mixed up.…”

“My amazing feat features shoes (and feet)—it’s how far I’d walk for love. Guess…”