I caught a fish with a deep voice. It was a bass.

“I want to end my life by eating so much Viagra that I go out like that movie an…”

“I always get whiplash when I have sex in the backseat. Boy, I sure wish Grandmo…”

“I am a great customer. I’m not a loyal customer, but that’s what makes me great…”

“Courage is the chiaroscuro of characteristics. By that I mean I don’t know what…”