I collect human skin. I keep it all on the bumper of my car.

“A brick could be dropped on your mother-in-law’s head from the height of 66.6 f…”

“My friend isn’t big into cars. He’s only 4’4”.”

“The perfect vehicle to take to the moon would be a two-door Saturn with a sunro…”

“Men will tolerate what they are used to, even if it’s intolerance. That’s why I…”