I collect orgasms. Unfortunately, lately I’ve been selling more than I’ve been buying.

“I wear loud clothes. They aren’t bright colors, but I do have speakers sewn int…”

“You’re disoriented. You just woke up. You’re in the future. You’ve been asleep …”

“In a lot of ways I am like a duck. I love the water; I have large, web-like fee…”

“If birthdays fell from the sky like Saturdays shaped like saxophones, I’d learn…”