I could jump in a small swimming pool or dive in the big ocean, and I’d be equally as wet. So it is with love. Somebody get me a towel.

“And if I’d been a good boy that day, I’d get to eat Chlorella for dessert. Chlo…”

“If I converted an old bubble gum machine into a Love Dispenser, and charged a q…”

“I asked for the time, and she sold me a way to divide my attention into 12 equa…”

“People who die in Detroit and then go to hell probably think they’re in heaven.…”