I could never be a chef, because I could ‘t bare the thought of my art always turning to shit.

“Brick and Blanket could be the names of two characters in a screenplay full of …”

“You’ll know the economy is dead when industry stops and escalators turn into st…”

“Asparagus is the serpent of the vegetable world.”

“You can have your cake, but you can’t eat it. You have to sit there and watch m…”