I could put the journal in journalist, but I’d rather supply my diary.

“When my now ex wife said she wanted a separation, I was horrified. So I said, “…”

“The best way to guarantee you have a job tomorrow is to not finish all the work…”

“Do I attribute my success to hard work, or sunscreen? If you want the truth, ma…”

“I’m probably the last person on earth who will tell you I want to be the last p…”