I could see that she was eager to please and impress me, and I was excited to see someone so excited to try to excite me. In all the excitement I forgot where I was, who I was, and why I was trying to kill her.

“What is your SPM (sperm per meal) content? A politician’s is very high.”

“Not only did I not join, but now I can’t quit. I’m a nonmember for life.”

“I put the men in mental. Well, me and my clones do. Alone I just put in the man.”

“I’m different than other men in that I’m indifferent to the ins and outs of con…”