I could sit in a recliner, if I were so inclined.

“A brick could be used to deny you your dreams. And a blanket could be used as a…”

“No matter what I see, I always think, “They just don’t make them like they used…”

“I’ve got something you can hang your hat on: my erection.”

“She had an ass behind her that went on for days. In fact, I’m still talking abo…”