I couldn’t believe she was half dressed. How dare she only be half naked in my presence.

“A blanket could be used like Lenny McDenny says hello. He never says hi, becaus…”

“I live in Florida, and when people ask how close to the beach I am, I say, “Twe…”

“I tried to make it out in the moment, while we were making out, but now I’ve go…”

“You don’t need gale force winds to push you in the right direction. No, all you…”