I couldn’t have pulled it off if you hadn’t have pulled out all those years ago. So thanks, dad.

“I went to a gun range and shot a man made out of paper. That paper man must hav…”

“A brick could be used as an idol you can worship. But be careful, lest God smit…”

“To me, the most confusing part about golf is that I don’t know whether I’d rath…”

“To be gentle you have to be patient.”