I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less.


“A brick could be used as disbelief. I can tell you believe me, so why don’t you…”

“I’m for a big government. A big government contraction.”

“None of us nine with the sixes. That’s the tragedy of love.”

“Feeling depressed? Lift your chin up, pull your shoulders back, raise your arms…”