I dance for a living. At the early bird special you can find me—doing the worm.

“No, lady, you didn’t have sex with me, you had sex with my clone. I’m sorry, bu…”

“My dreams, they all look like the back of my eyelids.”

“Call me paranoid, but the shape the human hand makes when extending out for a h…”

“My love has six sides, but it’s not a coffin. That’s just an optical illusion. …”