I dance like I have a chip on my shoulder. I dance salsa.

“I’m exercising my right to free speech, because it used to be obese. For years …”

“I want to be the boss, and have my name embossed on the corner office door.”

“A brick is a polarizing object. Especially if you find it at either the North o…”

“I’m thinking of changing my name to “Son of Manana.” Of course it isn’t accurat…”