I dance so fluid that I often drink the floor.

“We never know how bad we had it, until something better comes along and we get …”

“Good friends are like appendages. It's painful to lose one, and crippling to lo…”

“His last name was Chew, and I didn’t care if he was Asian, I still screamed, “N…”

“I once saw the world’s ugliest baby drown. But then I realized, “That’s not a b…”