I decided not to charge you with murder, because that would require me filling out lots of paperwork. So you’re free to go.

“All I could do was laugh, but it wasn’t funny. I find it incredibly sad to be t…”

“He wouldn’t even understand dry wit if you dropped him off in the desert with a…”

“I ate Satan, and then shit out a snake.”

“There’s a hair in my soup. That’s the problem of using my helmet as a bowl.”